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"I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same."
are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body
"It is so hard to leave - until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."

oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?
Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
English language I am so done with your shit
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
Nailed it.